dutchisms: am i american?

so this evening my dear 6yo son dutch had a question for me…

dutch: mom, am i american?

mama: no, dutch, you’re japanese (because honestly, i thought it was a pretty ridiculous question, since he knows he’s american).

dutch: [getting loud & super whiny all of a sudden...] i AM NOT japanese!!!! if i was japanese i would speak SPANISH!!

kids. gotta love ‘em.